The Raga Man calls me a ‘jerk.’

Wordsmith.org can find 6155 anagrams for Kenneth James Park.

My favourite two are Khan Japes Trek Men:

and Thane Spank Jerk Me, which you’ll forgive me if I don’t illustrate.

The troubling thing is if you scan down the list, you’ll see that 2599 anagrams contain the word, ‘jerk.’  That’s 42%.  Well, at least I’m not a complete jerk.